nipplebutt:

*punches hole through casket* i forgot to clear my history

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worcaholics:

judgementdays:

why is this whole website suddenly obsessed w/ cotton eyed joe

Yeah like where did it come from where did it go

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c02xm:

if a 99 pound person eats 1 pound of nachos that person is 1% nacho

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rocksymom:

Home is where your wi-fi connects automatically.

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egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

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hi. read my story because you love me alot. and vote for it too. and tell me what you think.

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